The latest:

I had been wanting to know if you ever considered changing the page layout of your blog? It is very well written; I enjoy what you have got to say. But maybe you can include a little more in the way of content so people could connect to it better. You have got a great deal of wording for only having one or two photos. Maybe you can space it out better?

Reading these spam comments is more fun than reading a badly translated video game manual. This one kind of reads like a horoscope because it says everything and nothing at the same time: Your blog is very well written but needs to be better written. I, a stranger enjoyed reading it but you need to write it better so people will connect with it.