For some reason, I am finding a need to refer to the right side of my chest as something other than “surgical site.” It’s going to be several weeks before I start the temporary inflation process with the tissue expander so a name would be handy. And yes, I could stick with “righty” but that implies some kind of symmetry with “lefty”. A few ideas of various levels of quality:
The Tissue Formerly Known as Righty
Breast-to-Be (I kind of like this one. Maybe a friend will throw me a shower before surgery. Yay, presents!)
Vegetarian Sweater Meat
Ugly Duckling (Some day it will turn into a bee-you-ti-ful swan.)
Breasterpillar (Some day it will turn into a bee-you-ti-ful breasterfly.)
Puppy Pupa (continuing with the metamorphosis theme)
Empty Jug
Sad Sack (waah!)
Berefticle (waah!)
Scarla
Storage Chest
Bosom in Waiting
Breast, in Space Saver Mode
Unleavened Breast
Late Bloomer
Bosom’s Buddy
Fixer Upper
Do-Over
The Start of Something Big
Under the Shoulder Boulder Holder
My Eyes Are Up Here 
I like Breast-to-Be!
Thanks, Tricia and welcome to the Comments Section!
Lots of good ones here. I especially like:
Bosom in waiting and Breast to be.
Ideas: Perhaps give her a name-name, like that of a goddess or warrior. The name Aphrodite, for instance, means “risen from foam.” Or you could use the girl Wonder Twin’s name (Jayna, says Google).
I like these ideas. Thanks!
You know, I can’t afford to replace my laptop after spewing wine on it reading these names. I did ok until “Unleavened Breast,” then I had to put my glass down. Did some of your brothers come up with those or John? Cracked me up. I believe I told you about my girls “Wendy & Lisa” from the band formerly known as Prince & the Revolution.
I am pleased to report that I generated this list by myself. Fear me! Bwah ha ha!
Unleavened breast is a great one…you clever woman!
I like Unleavened Breast from your list, but Lisa’s suggestion about naming it after a goddess or warrior is a great idea, too.
All of the Catholics (past and present) have been into the “unleavened breast” idea.
Well, that includes me. 🙂
Yep, Lynette and weren’t we in the same first communion class at St. Stephens?