I am having two surgical procedures tomorrow afternoon. They will take place in the plastic surgeon’s office. I will likely be home at about 5pm. I’ll try to post something tomorrow night. I think everything will go well and I am looking forward to getting a little closer to the end of the surgery marathon.

When I come home, I’ll have a half-filled breast, some valium, and some oxycodone. I’ll resist the temptation to re-enact the Valley of the Dolls.