My right breast is kind of sad and deflated looking. In other words, it’s looking more of the way it’s supposed to so Mom, no freaking out today, either.

I took one of my mom’s suggestions and cut the right cup out of an old bra, just leaving a small strip of fabric along the bottom to fashion a kind of “chest monocle,” to provide some support to the “good one.” It was a good experiment if only for the laugh I got out of thinking up the name, “chest monocle.”

I’m still a little variable in the mood department but rallying.