My husband asked me to take over dinner preparation because he was feeling hot and his stomach hurt.

Maybe he caught my hot flashes. “Menopause” does start with “men”.

Alas, it sounds like he has come down with something. I hate to put him in quarantine but I just got over being sick and I don’t want to be a member of that club again for a long while.

I am sending him healing thoughts from the other room, between applications of hand sanitizer.