I can’t figure out what to wear to my daughter’s concert! What will I do?

Also, I’ve given myself a series of hot flashes from trying on so many dresses!

And with all of these hot flashes, how will I do my hair tonight? I was planning to straighten it with a flat iron it for the first time in months. (Remember, I’ve been avoiding being around hot things.) And I ran out of my curly hair styling product. I’m not driving yet and it doesn’t quite seem justified to ask my husband to interrupt his deck building project to go get it when the only one who would notice a difference is me.

I think I will take a little nap. In the mean time, let’s have a little vote on the dresses. Here are pictures of the contenders.

Dress A-my go-go boots dress that was involved in wax-removal-gate(From 6pm.com)

Dress A-my go-go boots dress that was involved in wax-removal-gate
(From 6pm.com)

Dress B. This one was involved in "Gee honey, that dress makes your stomach-look big-gate." I think it's cute and "he who should not be named" made that remark before surgery. (From 6pm.com)

Dress B. This one was involved in “Gee honey, that dress makes your stomach-look big-gate.” I think it’s cute and “he who should not be named” made that remark before surgery. (From 6pm.com)

Dress C has inspired no controversy.

Dress C has inspired no controversy. (Used dress purchased from Ebay)

Dress D was a big hit at another recent soiree.

Dress D was a big hit at another recent soiree. (Another re-used dress acquired from Ebay)

Dress E has also inspired no controversy probably because it arrived in the mail today and "you know who" has not seen it.

Dress E has also inspired no controversy probably because it arrived in the mail today and “you know who” has not seen it. (From Ebay.com)

Dress F: This was the dress I was wearing when I was super pumped (literally) about having cleavage again, not noticing that I had so much as to indicate a medical problem! The version of the dress that I have is in blues and greens.

Dress F: This was the dress I was wearing when I was super pumped (literally) about having cleavage again, not noticing that I had so much as to indicate a medical problem! The version of the dress that I have is in blues and greens. (From Sierratradingpost.com)